Steve Martin vs Steve Guttenberg

Row House is pitting Steve Martin against Steve Guttenberg for a week of comedic gold. But the question is, who will you support? Are you for the camp of underdog police cadets and adorable robots or idiotic and highly confused white men? No matter who you choose, you're the real winner.





Police Academy

A dire police shortage has a city scrambling to accept any willing enrollees into the Academy. Enter a group of lovable yet incompetent cadets determined to become the city's finest. (1984)
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Short Circuit

When a military robot is struck by lightning it develops human feelings and the desire for free will causing it to embark on an unforgettable adventure. (1986)
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The Jerk

A white man raised by a black family of sharecroppers is devastated when he learns he is, in fact, not black. (1979)
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¡Three Amigos!

Three bumbling film actors are invited to reprise their bandit fighter roles in a Mexican village, not realizing the shootouts are the real deal. (1986)
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Monday - April 24th



The Jerk - 3:00 pm Buy Tickets
Short Circuit - 5:15 pm Buy Tickets
Three Amigos - 7:20 pm Buy Tickets
Police Academy - 9:30 pm Buy Tickets


Tuesday - April 25th



Three Amigos - 2:45 pm Buy Tickets
The Jerk - 5:00 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School Is Sinking Into The Sea (Sneak Preview) - 7:15 pm Facebook Event
Short Circuit - 9:30 pm Buy Tickets


Wednesday - April 26th



Short Circuit - 3:00 pm Buy Tickets
Police Academy - 5:10 pm Buy Tickets
The Jerk - 7:15 pm Buy Tickets
Three Amigos - 9:15 pm Buy Tickets


Thursday - April 27th



Police Academy - 3:00 pm Buy Tickets
Three Amigos - 5:10 pm Buy Tickets
Short Circuit - 7:20 pm Buy Tickets
The Jerk - 9:30 pm Buy Tickets


High School Sucks

The horrors of High School are realized on screen for one week in the form of nasty cliques, slashers, and natural disasters. “Mean Girls” incites an almost physical abhorrence of anything pink and “Scream” reminds us all that the popular and sexually active are serial killer catnip. The Pittsburgh Premier of “My Entire High School Sinking into the Sea” is an animated take on literally climbing your way up the social hierarchy. General Takeaway: High School looks so much cooler in the movies.


Mean Girls

Previously homeschooled, Cady gets a crash course in the underbelly of High School clicks in this cunningly witty screenplay by comedian Tina Fey. (2004)
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My Entire High School Sinking into the Sea

Hilarious and snarky, this animated film tells the tale of an earthquake that causes an entire High School to slowly sink into the sea leaving the students to fight their way to safety. (2017, Pittsburgh Premiere)
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Scream

The teenagers of Woodsboro are terrorized by a slasher named Ghostface whose murders rely on all the cheesy clichés of horror movies. (1996)
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Friday - April 28th



My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 1:00 pm Buy Tickets
Mean Girls - 2:50 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 5:00 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 7:15 pm Buy Tickets
Mean Girls - 9:00 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 11:05 pm Buy Tickets


Saturday - April 29th



My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - Noon Buy Tickets
Scream - 1:45 pm Buy Tickets
Mean Girls - 4:10 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 6:15 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 10:20 pm Buy Tickets


Sunday - April 30th



Mean Girls - Noon Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 2:00 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 3:40 pm Buy Tickets
Heroineburgh - 6:00pm & 8:15pm
Live action superheroine video series based in Pittsburgh. Premiere of Episodes 1-4.
$5 at the door

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Monday - May 1st



Scream - 3:30 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 5:45 pm Buy Tickets
The Wicker Man - 7:30 pm Facebook Event
Mean Girls (Pajama Party) - 9:30 pm Facebook Event


Tuesday - May 2nd



My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 3:30 pm Buy Tickets
Mean Girls - 5:15 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 7:20 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 9:40 pm Buy Tickets


Wednesday - May 3rd



Scream - 2:55 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 5:15 pm Buy Tickets
Mean Girls - 7:00 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 9:10 pm Buy Tickets


Thursday - May 4th



Mean Girls - 3:10 pm Buy Tickets
Scream - 5:15 pm Buy Tickets
My Entire High School is Sinking Into the Sea - 7:30 pm Buy Tickets
Mean Girls - 9:15 pm Buy Tickets


Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock is known as the “Master of Suspense,” a pioneer in filmmaking, and a bit of an eccentric with a fetish for blondes and food. Despite his controversial methods, Hitchcock created films that truly stand the test of time which is a status reserved for few of his contemporaries. Enjoy this week featuring four of his most disturbing yet captivating films.


Marnie

A wealthy publisher blackmails his assistant into marrying him after she is caught stealing. Throughout the marriage he slowly unravels her tale of trauma, sex, and murder. (1964)
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Notorious

Alicia goes undercover to win the affections of a Nazi hiding out in Brazil, but when her government handler also falls for her a dangerous love triangle is created. (1946)
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The Lady Vanishes

Traveling by train to England, a playgirl and a musician become a sleuthing duo to solve the mysterious disappearance of an elderly lady. (1938)
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Vertigo

A private detective is drawn into a web of lies, identity theft, and obsession when he is hired to follow a friend’s wife and witnesses her death. (1958)
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Friday - May 5th



Marnie - Noon Buy Tickets
Notorious - 2:50 pm Buy Tickets
Marnie - 4:45 pm Buy Tickets
Vertigo - 7:30 pm Buy Tickets
The Lady Vanishes - 10:00 pm Buy Tickets


Saturday - May 6th



Notorious - Noon Buy Tickets
The Lady Vanishes - 2:00 pm Buy Tickets
Notorious - 6:15 pm Buy Tickets
Vertigo - 8:30 pm Buy Tickets
Marnie - 10:50 pm Buy Tickets


Sunday - May 7th



Marnie - 1:00 pm Buy Tickets
Vertigo - 3:40 pm Buy Tickets
The Lady Vanishes - 6:00 pm Buy Tickets
Notorious - 8:00 pm Buy Tickets


Monday - May 8th



The Lady Vanishes - 3:00 pm Buy Tickets
Vertigo - 5:00 pm Buy Tickets
Notorious - 7:15 pm Buy Tickets
Marnie - 9:30 pm Buy Tickets


Tuesday - May 9th



Notorious - 2:45 pm Buy Tickets
The Lady Vanishes - 5:00 pm Buy Tickets
Marnie - 7:05 pm Buy Tickets
Vertigo - 9:45 pm Buy Tickets


Wednesday - May 10th



Marnie - 2:15 pm Buy Tickets
Notorious - 5:00 pm Buy Tickets
Vertigo - 7:15 pm Buy Tickets
The Lady Vanishes - 9:30 pm Buy Tickets


Thursday - May 11th



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